So you’re pretty pumped for  a big festival – Glastonbury, Parklife, Bestival, Reading and Leeds this year and wondering how do you get drugs past security?

This list is full of tricks and answers for hiding your stash from festival security, but disclaimer: if you get thrown out because you tried to hide a joint in your ass, you’ve only got yourself to blame. Please check and use these stash gadgets at your own risk as possession of any controlled substances can have serious penalties.

Based on many peoples past experiences and going to festivals myself security is different for each festival. It seems they’re looking for dealers or class A’s and on most occasions they will just take it of you. If they nicked everyone who was having a smoke they’d have to process a LOT of people. It’s always better to be safe, than sorry so here is the best way to get your weed into a festival.

Stash Lighter

A classic way to get your weed in to a music festival is to use a stash lighter.  They have a flint but no gas and the base fits snugly into the body of the lighter to keep your goods secure. A simple yet secure way to get passed those random searches.

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Stash Book - Safe Locking

A great looking and realistic book that is well disguised among my other gardening books. The metal interior is smaller than I expected and the lock itself runs quite deep into the enclosure so would only be Ideal for hiding smaller stashes or small money stash. You’d be unlucky to get this flagged on a quick bag scan.

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Stash Pen - Pills

This is looks like a fully functional pen and from the outside appears to be nothing more then that. Unscrew the top portion to reveal a hidden compartment with removable vial. Place your goodies in the vial to keep them safe and fresh.

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Heinz Tomato Soup - Stash Can

Very realistic and looks like a genuine soup product. Has a pull top just like modern cans. Blends in well with other cans in the cupboard to the point where I have almost ‘opened’ one up thinking it was actually a tin of soup.

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Bottle Stash

Very realistic and looks like a genuine soup product. Has a pull top just like modern cans. Blends in well with other cans in the cupboard to the point where I have almost ‘opened’ one up thinking it was actually a tin of soup.

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Stash Boxers - Mens Hidden Compartment

Forget plugging it these cool new boxers are kitted with a hidden crotch pouch. The stash pocket goes right past your balls making them very discrete and event better they’re really comfy and good quality. I couldn’t recommend these enough for anyone that’s got any concerns of having a pat down or just want to keep things safe.

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Hidden Stash Belt - Simple and Safe

A money belt – that can be put under your shirt it’s simple,subtle and safe. Whether you’re traveling the world, going to a festival or just out and about in a crowd, rest assured knowing that your belongings are safe and secure and stealthy. With over 100k people queuing at event entrances they can’t make everyone remove their belts.

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Drink Bottle - Secret Stash

Everyone brings drinks to festivals and these stash drink bottles and hidden stash cans are one of the most common methods of getting your drugs into festivals. Although security can be tight at some UK festivals if you popped one of these among a bunch of other snacks and bottles then these will be one of the top stash gadgets.

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Stash Secret Car Keys

The key is a great car fob replica and no way anyone can know without previously seeing the product. It is very well built and has a two step process to open. The reviews are mixed as “it is hard to open the hidden compartment” but in my eyes that’s only a good thing and once you’ve got the knack of it, it’s simple. Its not a very big stash so only small quantities will be suitable.

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